1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,440 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:10,960 DECEMBER 12TH 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,040 No... 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,280 All I still dreaming? 5 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,680 Welcome! 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,480 Thanks. 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,520 Milady. 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,320 Did you hire a caterer or what? 9 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,240 Just some things I whipped up. 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,800 I'm happy you're here. 11 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,360 - I'm actually really happy to be here. - Good. 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,920 I woke up with a bit of anxiety this morning, to be honest. 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,600 Well, it seems like it's still there, actually. 14 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:47,600 You know what you need to do? Live a little, especially at your age. 15 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,480 You... 16 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,240 I'll stab you! 17 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,760 - Do you want it? - Yeah, I do. 18 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,320 This is weird. 19 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,200 Weird can be good and even... lovely. 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,920 Hmm. 21 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,640 You're right. This whole thing is lovely. 22 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,360 And you're cute. 23 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,200 - You're cuter. - You're the cutest. 24 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,640 Shut up. 25 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,160 - Cheers to that. - Yeah. 26 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,600 - Wow, smoothie? - Homemade. 27 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:24,600 - No way! - Yeah. 28 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,560 - Cheers! Nice, huh? - Hmm. 29 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,040 - Good? - Hmm. 30 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:07,800 DECEMBER 15TH 31 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,720 HI JONAS. GET TOGETHER SOON? MISS YOU... 32 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:16,320 - Oh! - Oh, God. I'm so sorry! 33 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,840 Oh, thanks. 34 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,400 Ah... 35 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,200 Voilà! 36 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,280 No, thanks. 37 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,560 Wow. Yeah, no, thanks. 38 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,720 - Nah? - Nah. 39 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,760 Wow. Very impressive, but no. 40 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,840 No? 41 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,200 Oh, my God... 42 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,280 So, tonight's the night of that Christmas party, is that right? 43 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,160 Yes. Ever been to a party with a bunch of doctors before? 44 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,000 They've got nothing on the parties in my day. 45 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,200 I can still remember the Christmas parties 46 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,000 they threw at the embassy in Beirut. 47 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,840 Oh, God, were they wild! 48 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,400 They flew in a living pig, 49 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,280 and we ended up slaughtering it right there in the living room. 50 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:05,440 You guys slaughtered a pig in the living room? 51 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,120 Yeah, yeah. I mean, technically, in the foyer. 52 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,800 I thought Muslims couldn't eat pigs. 53 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,600 What happens at Christmas parties stays at them. 54 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,520 What? 55 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,680 That's why the Lebanese are my favorite people on Earth. 56 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,760 When we were there, 57 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,680 I had an affair with my husband's chauffeur. 58 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,800 You see, my husband and I didn't get along well. 59 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,720 He started porking his secretary, 60 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,640 so it was fair game for me to get some, too. 61 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,720 You know how it works. 62 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,600 Anyway, I'll tell you... 63 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:34,680 That hot Lebanese guy had his hands all over me from the moment I said yes. 64 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,680 Everywhere. All over. From my boobs down to my feet. 65 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,880 - To be fair, I was a pretty little thing. - Yeah. 66 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,960 I still am. And if you disagree, I'll fight you. 67 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,400 I see you making all the guys thirsty! Sorry, sounds too handsy for me. 68 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,040 Liar! 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,400 No woman is turned off by a lover's touch! 70 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,200 And I could say "stop," and he'd be a gentleman about it. 71 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,480 - Good morning! - Hey there! 72 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,560 Yeah, Tone... 73 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,040 Uh, Trine, shall we check how your lungs are doing? 74 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,280 - Are you Ulrik? - Close. It's Henrik. 75 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:05,600 - Henrik. - Henrik? 76 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,680 - Yes. - You look more like an Ulrik. 77 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:08,760 It's Henrik. 78 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,120 I'll see you. 79 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,680 - Make sure, at the party, you... - Yeah. 80 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,520 Woof! 81 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,720 Have fun. 82 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,480 What... What was your name? 83 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,200 - Henrik or Ulrik? - Yeah, Henrik. 84 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,375 - Sure, sure. - We need to unbutton this a bit. 85 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,480 Be gentle with me, Henrik. Ulrik! 86 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,040 Heartless fucking bitch! 87 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,520 So... 88 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,960 I thought we could play some ball today. 89 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,640 Got no one to train for, so who cares? 90 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:47,440 Well, first off, you should be getting better for yourself. 91 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,120 And not for that... 92 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,600 heartless fucking bitch. 93 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,240 You can't call her that. 94 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,640 - Then what's her name? - Runa. 95 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,360 She's not nice to me. 96 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,040 Why is that? 97 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,800 Because she's... Well, I just said it. 98 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,720 She says she won't see me until I get professional help. 99 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,640 Women will abandon you just when you need them. 100 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,600 That's so goddamn lame. 101 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,480 I get her, actually. 102 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,040 Huh? 103 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,120 If you carry on like this, here's what will happen... 104 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,920 You'll be admitted again, we rehabilitate you, send you on your way. 105 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,920 But you'll be back again in a month. 106 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,880 It will be the same cycle, the same unlearned lesson, 107 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,640 until one day, it will be too late. 108 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,400 What do you want her to do? 109 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,520 Should she just stand around and watch helplessly 110 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,680 as the person she loves inevitably self-destructs right in front of her? 111 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,880 She obviously cares. 112 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,680 But you put her through all that because you think it's lame to ask for help? 113 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,480 You should feel so lucky that someone out there gives a crap. 114 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,080 You fight hard to deserve a girl who cares like that! 115 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,200 - Hey, guys! - Hi! 116 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:06,680 Hi. 117 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,760 Hey! 118 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,360 So, how are we getting to the party? 119 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,800 - I got us a taxi. - Here. 120 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,560 Perfect. Pregaming! 121 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,760 - Zip me up. Help a girl out. - Sure. 122 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,000 - And one for you. - Damn it! 123 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,520 Does anyone have an extra pair of tights I could steal? 124 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,800 Let me see. 125 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,720 Or, I don't know. I think I can rock this look. 126 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,400 Do you think? 127 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,120 I've only got this thing. 128 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,240 What even are these things? 129 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,216 - Wait, hold on. - Give me that. Your loss! 130 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,680 How are these? 131 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,920 Perfect! Thanks. 132 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,240 You're my hero. 133 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,680 - Hi. - Well, well, well. 134 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,280 You already started the party. 135 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,760 - You bet! - Yeah! 136 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,800 - Cheers! - Cheers! 137 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,480 Do you know what the leading cause of divorce in this country is? 138 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Work parties, 139 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,720 the arena where you see what you and your partner are made of. 140 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,000 HI, JOHANNE. YOU OUT TONIGHT? 141 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,160 Marriage and parties are scientifically proven to reveal your dark side, 142 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,160 I kid you not. 143 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,040 I never knew you were so funny, Henrik. 144 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,800 Show that facet of yourself more. It's highly amusing! 145 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,440 Hi. 146 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,080 And you? 147 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,960 Do you have a guy in your life? 148 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,160 Not yet, no. 149 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,080 - Nice dress. Very sexy. - Thanks. 150 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,000 HI, STEIN. I'M AT MY WORK XMAS PARTY. 151 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,520 Hey, put that phone away, or I'm going to have to confiscate it! 152 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,760 Tonight, we need you to be present for your department. 153 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,600 This party happens once a year, so let's get through it. Can we do that? 154 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,000 - Yes, ma'am. - Ready to do this? 155 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,240 OK. Yes! 156 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,000 Stay together. Use the buddy system. I've got the tab. 157 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,600 Order whatever your heart desires, but, you know, the cheaper, the better. 158 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,440 Yes, perfect. 159 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,600 Oh, hey! Hello. 160 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:14,760 Hi. 161 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:15,960 Are you here for the party? 162 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,000 Yeah, tonight is the United Plumbing Association's 163 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,480 holiday get-together. 164 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,200 Looks like we booked it with an army of nurses. 165 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,760 - Like, "TV hot" nurses. - Yep, that would be the case. 166 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,840 - Well, I... - Hey... 167 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:30,800 I've been thinking about what you told me after our date that time. 168 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,480 - Do you remember? - Yeah. 169 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,440 What you said to me... 170 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,680 You know what would be great? 171 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,600 If we could just move on and not bring up what I said. 172 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:39,799 Yeah, but Johanne, I really thought it was kind of... 173 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,200 - "Ne!" - What? 174 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,039 - "Ne!" - Hey, we miss you over there. 175 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,000 Look, lady, I just need a minute with Johanna... 176 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,600 - Johanne! It's not difficult. - Yeah. 177 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,040 Cheers! 178 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,360 Cheers. 179 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,760 Regrets tomorrow! 180 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,200 Have you done anymore skiing recently, Johanne? 181 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,720 So... 182 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,520 are we hitting the slopes sometime? 183 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,680 - Me and you? - Me and you. 184 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:19,760 Uh... I don't know. 185 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,840 This... This song is my jam! 186 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,360 That's popping! 187 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,120 Come dance with me! 188 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,560 - No, I'm good. - Let's go! 189 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,200 Sorry, I'm way too sore after that impromptu ski trip. I really can't. 190 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,400 - Can I go ahead and get anyone a drink? - Oh, yes! 191 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,680 - Yeah? - Definitely! 192 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,120 - Yeah. - Me too! 193 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,520 I've got you all taken care of. 194 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,200 Thanks. 195 00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,840 Stein? 196 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,240 Stein, can you hear me? 197 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,280 The music is, like, super loud in here, so if you can hear me, I'm in the party! 198 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:10,680 Hello? 199 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:12,920 Hello? 200 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,480 What would you like? 201 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,720 - Gin and tonic. - Well, OK, Miss Hemingway? 202 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,240 Sorry, but you'll have to pick something more fun. 203 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:31,200 - OK, uh... Skinny Bitch? - Skinny Bitch! 204 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,840 A vodka soda, alright? 205 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,120 A Skinny... Maybe not. OK, I give up. You order me something, then. 206 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,720 Yeah, I'll have a Jameson on the rocks 207 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,440 and also one Sex on the Beach for the lady. 208 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,160 That's quite a... 209 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,400 Can we put a pin in this for just a minute? 210 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,480 I'll be right back. 211 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,960 Could I just scooch by you? Sorry! 212 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,080 Excuse me. I just... I need to say hello to you. 213 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,320 I know I've seen you before, but I, for the life of me, 214 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,880 can't figure out from where. 215 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,120 I don't mean to be that person and hit on you at a Christmas party, 216 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,840 but I promise I'm not some superficial weirdo. 217 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,600 You can look like Keanu Reeves, but be dumber than a box of bricks. 218 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,200 Not that you... I didn't mean you were... 219 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,960 You're probably really smart, and Keanu Reeves might not be dumb. 220 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,680 He just plays those parts. 221 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,040 Oh, God... 222 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,240 You know what? You're that guy. 223 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,800 The kind of guy who can be silent 224 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,080 and girls just come and word vomit all over into his lap. 225 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,040 You must have a really big aura or something. 226 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:36,320 Sorry, after my ex, it's been a nightmare trying to find guys to be open with. 227 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,120 But the important part is opening up in spite of my fears. 228 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,680 Break outside of my little box! 229 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,160 I... 230 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,840 It's just hemorrhaging now. 231 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,720 OK, Mulligan, let's start again. 232 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,600 Yeah... 233 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,960 So, who are you? 234 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,160 Sorry, but I don't understand any English. 235 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,560 This is too good! 236 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,440 I can't believe you've never met him. This is Raul from the hospital. 237 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,800 He works as a clown. 238 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,320 Oh, my God. 239 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,400 Yeah. 240 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,480 I'm so sorry! I didn't recognize you without the makeup. 241 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,760 No worries. 242 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,336 - I can translate... - What I just said... 243 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,840 - No, I can't. - No, it's OK. 244 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,920 Cheers. 245 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,360 Salud! 246 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,280 Congratulations. 247 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,360 Johanne! 248 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,160 Johanne! 249 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,600 - Hey! - Hi! 250 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:31,160 Hey! You came! 251 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,280 Of course I did, 252 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,040 with a clear agenda: to say I'm sorry. 253 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,800 - Oh, what are you talking about? - Sorry for what? 254 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,480 Yeah, Stein, this is Henrik. Henrik, this is Stein. 255 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,840 - Hi. Henrik. - Stein. 256 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,440 A doctor from the hospital. 257 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,800 - This guy over here is Raul, the clown. - Hi. 258 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,520 And the rest of my co-workers are all right here. 259 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,880 Hi, guys! 260 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,000 - You look lovely! - That's sweet. 261 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,800 - Stein, would you like a drink? - No, thanks. I drove. 262 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,360 Hey! 263 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,640 And this is Eira. 264 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,720 Hi! 265 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,200 - Stein, yeah. - Yeah? 266 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,280 A pleasure. 267 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,920 - Yeah... You don't drink, do you? - Normally, I'm in my car, so not really. 268 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,320 Think you'll need a DD later? 269 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,720 Yep, just give us a minute. Will you need a ride? 270 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,880 This must be some party! 271 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,480 You are so ridiculously beautiful. 272 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,880 Cheers to that! 273 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,320 - Yes, to the holidays! - To you! 274 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,600 - The holidays! - Cheers! 275 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,520 - To the holidays! - Christmas! 276 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,280 - Cheers! - Excuse me. Sorry. 277 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,200 Hi! 278 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,080 Hi. 279 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,840 I just needed to talk with you before I got too drunk, or whatever. 280 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,296 - OK. - Work together long? 281 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,696 - Could I just tell you one little thing? - Mm-hmm. 282 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,560 Well, it's just... I don't think you were being very... 283 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,576 - You said you just wanted a nice guy. - Look, OK... 284 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,496 - I'm a nice guy. - What are you saying? 285 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,840 - Johanne... No, let me finish first. - It's "Johanne." 286 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,176 - Huh? - "Ne"! Johanne. 287 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,880 Yeah, yeah. All your friends are looking at me right now. 288 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,800 It's a little overwhelming. 289 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,696 - And some co-workers, too. - Relax, man. 290 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,960 Don't touch me! Back up, Fabio. 291 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,840 Don't involve them. Talk to me. 292 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,216 - Say what you wanted to say. - OK. 293 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,000 - I want to make one thing real clear. - OK. 294 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,760 And that is, I would rather date a dry-ass Christmas tree 295 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,120 than a judgy bitch like you. 296 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,600 - Whoa, hey! - Hold on. 297 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,240 - He's a kind of, sort of friend. - Don't talk to her like that. 298 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,160 What the fuck is a "kind of, sort of" friend? 299 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,880 - Paul, calm down! - My name isn't Paul, then. It's Paulo! 300 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,720 - I can play that game, too! - Paulo, my ass! 301 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,560 - I'll give you a Paul right in your ass! - You, no! That's enough! 302 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,640 Whoa... - Paul, what the hell is wrong with you? 303 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,760 Is the Y chromosome totally defective? 304 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,160 Testosterone's a bad look on you! 305 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,760 Did you lose your mind or were you missing one to start? 306 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,600 And, OK... 307 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,800 Look, I get it, dudes. You men have to be better than everyone. 308 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,200 Best at... escape room, 309 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,400 best at skiing, best at the Christmas party... 310 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,400 And I guess that's human nature, but... 311 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,360 No one is the best. It's OK to be mediocre. 312 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,440 And you're cute and actually still smart 313 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,600 and witty in a way that I can't unpack right now, 314 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,600 but that aside, you can't deny the stone-cold fact: 315 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,880 if dudes just vanished, right, 316 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,200 well, for starters, we'd have less violence, 317 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,360 or way less chlamydia. 318 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,800 Erectile dysfunction. 319 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,000 Erectile dysfunction! Smart, Henrik. 320 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,280 Nailed it! 321 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,520 And maybe we'd even get equal pay for doing the same job. 322 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,880 Yep, that is a verifiable fact! 323 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,040 It's Christmas. Chill out! 324 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,200 Be merry and kind, not angry and full of crap. 325 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,040 And stop trying to impress people. 326 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,520 It's not impressive. You're just annoying everyone. 327 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,600 Was that a hell of a speech, or what? 328 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,840 To girls! 329 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,240 They run the world! 330 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,280 Hey. 331 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,800 Hey. 332 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,280 Are you actually alright? 333 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,280 Yes. 334 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,640 Well, I think I'm fine. 335 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,720 Are you sure about that? You seem sad. 336 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,560 I don't want to pry. 337 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,640 I mean, do I... 338 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,320 seem that sad? 339 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,400 Mm-hmm. 340 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,040 OK, but I'm fine. I think I'm fine. 341 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,600 I'm good. 342 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,760 What is it you're thinking about? 343 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,480 I'm thinking that you truly are... 344 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,040 stunningly beautiful. 345 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,920 - That's sweet. - Mm-hmm. 346 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,360 You know, you're beautiful yourself. 347 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,520 Poised and graceful. 348 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,080 I've been wanting you for forever. 349 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,680 What are you doing? No! 350 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,560 Jesus Christ almighty! 351 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,120 Hey, are you OK? 352 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,680 - Did you get hurt? - Yeah! 353 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,680 Ow, ow, ow! 354 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,440 Listen up... 355 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,640 This isn't a Turkish bathhouse. 356 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,120 I'm sorry. I... 357 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,520 - I mean, come on! - I mean it. We're really sorry! 358 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600 Yeah, real sorry. 359 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,760 Because you got caught... 360 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,120 Sorry about that. 361 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,160 Christ! 362 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,720 Oh, my God! 363 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,760 Oh no. 364 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,400 So... 365 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,040 Wanna come home with me? 366 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,280 I can't. That's not a good idea. 367 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,960 Ow, ow! Never mind. 368 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,120 Yeah. 369 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,720 OK... 370 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,800 Why don't you just sleep on it? Excuse me. 371 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,720 OK... 372 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,000 DECEMBER 16TH 373 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,920 Oh! Oh, God. Oh, shoot! Sorry. 374 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,000 Hi. 375 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,400 I'm really fine. I just can't... 376 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,960 Hi. 377 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,520 Hi, hi. 378 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,360 Thanks for... last night. 379 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,440 Yeah. 380 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,200 Right back at you. 381 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,840 Oh, dear. How did you hurt your neck like that? 382 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,080 - Whiplash. - Well, yes. I can see that, but how? 383 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,920 No? No. 384 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,240 No, no. Don't tell me. That's fine. 385 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,160 I have a strong feeling the less I know about your private escapades, 386 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,240 the better for me. 387 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,656 - Johanne? - Hmm? 388 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,280 New patient in 138. 389 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,960 Yeah. 390 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,760 - Yeah? - Yeah. 391 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,640 - Oh, boy. - Sorry. 392 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,480 - Mrs. Nergaard? - Yeah. 393 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,400 They're taking you to the OR. 394 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,840 They will go in and see if they can clear up your airways, OK? 395 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,920 - Yeah. - Be a good girl. 396 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,960 I promise I'll sneak a glass into your room on Christmas Eve. 397 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,360 A glass of port! For God's sake, please let it be port. 398 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,776 - OK. - Don't let me down. 399 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:49,800 OK. 400 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,200 Thanks for the party! 401 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,760 You and your harem kept me entertained the whole night. 402 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,040 So, which beast won the beauty in the end? 403 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,480 He who cries, he who fights, or she who gropes. 404 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,200 - I don't think any of them won anything. - Oh? 405 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,000 Don't forget what a very wise man once said... 406 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,440 "If you look for it, 407 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,800 I've got a sneaky feeling 408 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,400 you'll find that love really is all around." 409 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,840 You're great. 410 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,840 You're great. 411 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,680 DECEMBER 17TH 412 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,840 Johanne. 413 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,240 - Hi. - Hi. 414 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,480 Weren't we meeting at the Christmas tree sales place? 415 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,200 Yes, sure! I just wanted a few minutes with you alone before... 416 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,560 everyone gets together. 417 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,320 Just to say... 418 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,120 I quite enjoyed it... 419 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,400 at the spa. 420 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:52,920 Yeah. 421 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,080 I think it might have gone over my head... 422 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,680 the whole thing with you and Bengt-Erik. 423 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,320 Mom, can we just pretend like that was a bad dream 424 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,680 and never speak of it? 425 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,520 - Ever. - OK, but was there anything between you? 426 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200 No. 427 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,520 OK. Great. 428 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,600 - Then, we'll let that sleeping dog lie. - Great. 429 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,680 But... on Christmas Eve, well, who are you going to be bringing? 430 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,640 Christmas cakes? 431 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,720 Hi, Jørgunn! 432 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,680 - These are for you. - Oh, thanks! 433 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,880 So, what are your plans for Christmas? 434 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,360 I'll probably be right here... 435 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,680 testing new Christmas recipes, and that kind of stuff. 436 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,520 I think I'm going to make lamb ribs, 437 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,080 but chop up some pork belly, 438 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,600 and put it underneath to catch the drippings and prop them up. 439 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:37,840 Oh? 440 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,920 Hear that? 441 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,680 That will be a riveting evening. 442 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,840 - Yep. - Yes. 443 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,640 Well, she and I need to get going, 444 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,080 so we can stop my family from buying a pine Christmas tree. 445 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,176 - Pine is literally the worst. - Exactly! We're in agreement. 446 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,640 Pine is for noobs. Noobs! 447 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,960 You took the words right out of my mouth. 448 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,440 - Yeah? - Yeah! 449 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,400 - Merry, merry! - You too! 450 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,800 Bye. 451 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,240 These are so good! 452 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,520 - Hi! - Hi! 453 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,120 - Hi! - Hey. 454 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,000 - Are you doing good? - Yeah. 455 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,640 - You guys found a tree? - Not yet, but some contenders. 456 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,560 - Don't choose pine, or Mom will kill you. - Hilarious. 457 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,000 So, how's the love life looking? 458 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:31,520 It's what dreams are made of. 459 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,080 Will you tell us his name soon? 460 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,680 Yep, soon. 461 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,280 - Are you set on a spruce fir, Jorid? - Yeah, that looks great. 462 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,880 Yeah, fir is definitely the winner. 463 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,640 Plus I think this one is even a subalpine fir. 464 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,800 You can get three pines for the same price. 465 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,280 - Yeah, they're not cheap. - But Mom said she doesn't want... 466 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,880 I don't want that one either. 467 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,560 They not Norwegian trees. 468 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,560 Aren't they Danish imports? 469 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,080 Originally, I think they're from the Adriatic Sea, 470 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,360 or somewhere round about there, 471 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,680 but this is a Norwegian fir. 472 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,640 I still think they're Danish. 473 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,680 Yeah, you're right. They're probably Danish. 474 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,040 So, about your mystery guy... 475 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,000 I just hope he's good to you and everything. 476 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,120 Dad and I, we talk about this a lot. 477 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,360 We worry for you and just want you to be happy. 478 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,320 - You're our little girl. - What about this one, dear? 479 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,560 No. Hands down, that one is way too short. 480 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,240 - But shorter is cheaper. - Shell out more for Christmas! 481 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,200 OK, then, what about this beauty here? 482 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,360 - Is it dry on top? - Dry on top? 483 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,160 Of course it's not dry on top! 484 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560 Morten? 485 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,640 Yeah. I mean, no... I... 486 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,840 I think it's... 487 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,040 - It's clearly not dry on top. - No, it's... 488 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:37,520 - It's nice, Morten. - I think this one's great. 489 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,640 - Good. Three to two. That's it. - Is that alright, Mom? 490 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,200 Yeah. 491 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,440 Oh... 492 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,600 You know I'm going to London with your Aunt Mildrid, 493 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,960 doing our Christmas shopping there, remember? 494 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,560 I bought some tickets for you and your father, 495 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,160 so you can both watch the biathlon. 496 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,600 Why would you do that? I don't like skiing or shooting. 497 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,280 No, but Dad loves it. 498 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,240 And I thought it might be nice if you guys had a father-daughter date together, 499 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,120 like old times. 500 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,200 You remember those days. 501 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,520 Yeah, but isn't it only skiing that Dad likes? 502 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,920 Skiing is skiing. 503 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,640 Right? 504 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,720 - Jorid? - Yes? 505 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,800 The Visa card...? 506 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,160 - I thought you brought it. - Well, I didn't. 507 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,360 Johanne? 508 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,200 I knew it! 509 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,760 - Hi. - Hi. 510 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,320 How are you? 511 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,800 Good. You? 512 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,000 - Have you two met? - No. 513 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,080 Hi. 514 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,400 - Siri. - Johanne. 515 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,640 So, you two are also out Christmas-tree shopping? 516 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,080 Yeah, actually. All three. Three of us. 517 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,640 Would you want to meet Noa? 518 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,280 Come on. Say hi to Noa. 519 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,320 Hey. 520 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,080 Oh... Hi, hi! 521 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,880 Meet Johanne. 522 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,440 - Oops. I've made him cold. - We'll meet you at the car. 523 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,040 I'll be there in a second. 524 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,560 Nice to meet you. 525 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,880 I thought it might be nice to set up a kind of Christmas... 526 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,680 I don't know, tradition, now that we're a family. 527 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,240 - Yeah, that's smart. - Thanks. 528 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,800 - Nice tree you've got there. - Yeah, it's pretty great. 529 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,320 Of course, it was actually Siri who picked it out. 530 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,880 - Good picker. - Yeah. 531 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,800 Well, I just wanted to say Merry Christmas. 532 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,080 Yeah. You too. 533 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,720 Good to see you. 534 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,280 Likewise. 535 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,920 - Christian? - Jorid? 536 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,640 How nice to see you! 537 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,280 - Hi! - Good to see you, too. 538 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,440 Is the entire gang out and about today? 539 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,920 - Hey, you. - Hey. 540 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:36,880 Look at you! 541 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,720 - You look great. - Bring 'em in! 542 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,520 There's the man of the hour. 543 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,160 Big Tor! 544 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,840 Me too. Don't forget me. 545 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,360 Hey, buddy. How are you? 546 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,536 - Great to see you. - It is. 547 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,960 - It's been forever. - Longer than that. 548 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,200 I'd love to stay and catch up with you guys all day, 549 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,440 but I really should be going. 550 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,160 - I've got a cold kid in the car. - Oh, I've been there. 551 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,960 OK, but stop by for a drink sometime, won't you? 552 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 553 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,360 - That would be really nice. - Absolutely. 554 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,560 - And maybe we could have a... - Maybe a little. 555 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,880 We could put them away. 556 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,160 Well, Merry Christmas. 557 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,680 - Merry Christmas! - Take care. 558 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,240 - Good seeing you. - Bye. 559 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,560 Oh, God, how I miss him. 560 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,400 - Man! - I'm sad now. 561 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,400 - Such a great guy. - Yeah. 562 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,760 - Right, Morten? - Absolutely. I agree, definitely. 563 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,600 So, what happened with you two? 564 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,560 He was such a catch. 565 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,280 Nothing. That's the thing. 566 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,640 I just got dumped. 567 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,160 That's just how it goes. It's OK. 568 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,360 I'm not as lucky as you guys.